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I forgot the helmet.u said i did it on purpose. MY dog n ur mom said its hers. I will wait for the...

Tue, 10 Jul 2012 06:49:48 -0400

I forgot the helmet.u said i did it on purpose.
MY dog n ur mom said its hers.

I will wait for the day,karma befalls on you.

Im an idiot to go thru e effort of getting u ur fav drink. I kw u nv ask me to.so i deserve dis bs...

Sun, 24 Jun 2012 23:47:42 -0400

Im an idiot to go thru e effort of getting u ur fav drink. I kw u nv ask me to.so i deserve dis bs frm u when all i ask is for u to help me open e damn door.

Wats e least appreciation i get?nothing.

All these i deserve it.

U n ur mom nv tot tat wat if i was on e bike.wat is goin to happen to me. No.it is all about my fault dat u send me to work. Therefore e accident.
Or coz i jinx it saying u shd respray ur bike coz the sides r peeling.

When good things happen,credit is nv mine.even if they were mine.

Anything dat can happen bad to u,it is all my fault.

Ur whole life is a joke.ur mom is a joke.

Tired. Tired of dealing with u n ur entire household. Im always the stupid,lazy n dumb. U n ur...

Wed, 30 May 2012 02:12:02 -0400

Tired.
Tired of dealing with u n ur entire household.

Im always the stupid,lazy n dumb. U n ur family are e best and smartest.
Even when i did my best.

Im tired.really very tired.
U mock me,blame me.u tink u r e best.

Belittle me at every chance u can get.
The games i played r stupid, my nail color is ugly,my ass is ugly,tits r small,not enough for ur beck n call, shows i watch r dumb,i am stupid (no iq or eq), miscarriagr my fault,u sleeping with someone else my fault,house dirty my fault, dog hasnt had her run my fault, u drop my ph its my fault coz i bot e wrong casing..

I am sure e world end is also my fault.

Thank u.

fuckyeahtattoos: Sylvia Ji inspired done by Aaron Peters from...

Tue, 15 May 2012 23:06:28 -0400

fuckyeahtattoos:

Sylvia Ji inspired done by Aaron Peters from Bugaboo Tattoo.

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The 36 Rules to Life!

Mon, 14 May 2012 00:18:25 -0400

The 36 Rules to Life!:

matthiasblack:

Hope they help!

1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

2. Don’t worry about what people think, they don’t do it very often.

3. Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian anymore than standing in a garage makes you a car.

4. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

5. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you’ve never tried before.

6. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

7. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.

8. A person who is nice to you but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.

9. For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.

10. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.

11. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.

12. A conscience is what hurts when all of your other parts feel so good.

13. Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.

1 4. Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.

15. No man has ever been shot while doing the dishes.

16. A balanced diet is a muffin in each hand.

17. Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.

18. Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.

19. Junk is something you’ve kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.

20. There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.

21. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

22. By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.

23. Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.

24. Someone who thinks logically provides nice contrast to the real world.

25. It ain’t the jeans that make your butt look fat.

26. If you had to identify in one word the reason why the human race has not achieved it’s full potential, that word would be ‘meetings’.

27. There is a very fine line between ‘hobby’ and ‘mental illness.’

28. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.

29. You should not confuse your career with your life.

30. Nobody cares if you can’t dance well. Just get up and dance.

31. Never lick a steak knife.

32. The most destructive force in the universe is gossip.

33. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time.

34. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she’s pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.

35. The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that deep down inside we ALL believe we are good drivers.

36. Your friends love you anyway.

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I am fucking sick and tired of spending all my leaves, off days to clear up your shit whereas you...

Fri, 20 Apr 2012 05:24:31 -0400

I am fucking sick and tired of spending all my leaves, off days to clear up your shit whereas you just spend yours leisurely doing things YOU WANT TO DO.

FUCKING SICK AND TIRED OF IT.

Dafugx2

Wed, 18 Apr 2012 10:43:22 -0400

Why do I have to seek your permission when i need to take sick leave??

Oh..coz i disrupted your day plans due to my presence?
Well i’m sorry but you gotta suck it all up becoz i dont give a flying fuck about it.

I need my own personal time too and my off days are always used to slog my arse doing household chore and you masterbate/whatsoever your god damn life away?!

You get all the free day time 5 fucking days a week doing pretty nothing much productive. Well for the household at least.
I need my personal time as much as you do!
Definitely not your fucking slave. I work almost 10 hrs,5days a week. And you expect me to slave at home? What have you done for me besides breaking my heart time and again??

well,you know what? fuck you.

averymonsen: I think we can all agree that the world is a...

Tue, 10 Apr 2012 02:01:19 -0400

averymonsen:

I think we can all agree that the world is a better place now that I made this.

(Puts head in hands and softly weeps.)

Dreams

Sat, 07 Apr 2012 00:13:50 -0400

I had one of the best dream ever. So much so that i think i was smiling in my sleep.

I met him. The man of my dreams! He was everything that i need and wanted. My soulmate! And it felt pretty real too!

I had the loving feeling of being in love. ♥ But,his face was all fuzzy. There wasn’t an image. He was a skinny chap about 1.75ish tall. Just didn’t have a picture to his face. Perhaps in reality,there isn’t such a person..

♥

archiphile: otter cove residence by sagan piechota architecture...

Wed, 04 Apr 2012 21:40:37 -0400

archiphile:

otter cove residence by sagan piechota architecture | more bedrooms

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